Detached From Reality

Good News for Democrats: George W. Bush is going to be the one to rebuilt the Republican Party. Yep, the hero of about 25% of the country is going to rebuilt the Republican majority. With people this oblivious running the GOP, Democrats should have little to worry about.

Republicans can live on the idea that our find President is optimistic;

"I'm optimistic about this country. You've got to know something about your president: I am some kind of optimistic about where we're headed,"

Yep, because his optimisim has REALLY helped them already.

"Ours is an optimistic agenda and ours is a realistic agenda. And by pushing good ideas and standing strong for what's right, I believe that we can retake the Senate and the House and hold the White House in 2008,"

You keep telling yourself that...and when all else fails, do what Republicans have been doing for the past decade...appeal to ignorance. Don't forget to remind them how terrorists and gays will kill them...then you'll get your majority back.