Monday Afternoon Amusement

-Ok, now everyone in Georgia can stop worrying, the Governor is praying, that should solve everything.

-The Pope is coming to America to stop priests from touching little children...and say a mass or two.

-Conservatives like Fox News, country music and movies where things blow up, Liberals like everything else.

-Max out your credit card at the Woodfield Mall or Sherman Oaks Galleria, put yourself into thousands of dollars in debt, or the terrorists win.

-McCain's mom tells us Mormons bribe people, even know the Mayor of Salt Lake City who was accused of doing it, was a Catholic.

-I'm the King of Spain BITCH! Don't make us colonize your sorry ass again!

-Gordon Brown, haven't you learned from your predecessor, the British Prime Minister is supposed to obey his lord and master in Washington, D.C. C'Mon, man, even the French are taking orders from us now.

So F#!%ing Embarassing

This is the leader of the free world people.

Pope's Easter Message: "Nothing Positive" In Iraq

In his second Easter message as head of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI had harsh words for President Bush.

"Afghanistan is marked by growing unrest and instability. In the Middle East, besides some signs of hope in the dialogue between Israel and the Palestinian Authority, nothing positive comes from Iraq, torn apart by continual slaughter as the civil population flees."

It never ceases to amaze me how so-called "pious" Christians will point to his holiness when he blasts homosexuality. abortion and other social issues, but suddenly run from him when he criticizes war.

Maybe the administration to send Dick Cheney out to snarl at the Pope now. Damn pontiff, giving aid and comfort to the enemy.