Cheney's Weekly Sprewing Of Crap

In this week's edition of "Words from the Delusional Vice President," our friend Dick runs to the safety of Birmingham, Alabama to once again remind the country that the only way to be patriotic is to be like him.

Let me respond to him;

"It's time the self-appointed strategists on Capitol Hill understood a very simple concept: You cannot win a war if you tell the enemy you're going to quit."

And you cannot win a war when your friend is actually your enemy, oh and by the way, I thought the Mission was Accomplished.

"We expect the House and the Senate to meet the needs of our military on time, in full, and with no strings attached."

WE expect the President to tell the Iraqi government to take care of their own goddamn country, if he doesn't, then he's not getting support from me. Dick, Congress doesn't work for you, they work for me...and the rest of the country, 60% of whom WANT OUT OF IRAQ.

When a country has lost faith in their commander-in-chief, they turn to new leadership. That, Dick, is why we elected a new Congress. We would've thrown your ass back to Wyoming last November if we could, but you're lucky, you got reelected right under the wire.

Seriously, who listens to this guy anymore?